iPhone Developer for Collaboration

I am looking for someone to help me develop an iPhone application. I'd prefer to work with someone in Columbus, but understand that geography is an increasingly archaic barrier to progress so I'm open to working with someone located anywhere. I have the whole thing wireframed out, but the subject matter is highly topical and the app has to be deployed inside of a month and I don't think I can learn the SDK fast enough to do what I want to do alone. I will provide graphics and direction. The software itself is very basic: it's a handful of very simple games wrapped in a common interface. If I were doing it in flash I'd be able to write about a game per day - I'm looking for similar aptitude in an iPhone developer. When I say basic I mean basic - very simple sprite-based graphic motion, hit detection, etc. The app is humorous and political, so anyone lacking a sense of humor need not apply. If you have mad chops and are waiting for that one idea to make a load of money in the App Store, I'm your guy - drop me a line.