Freelance / Contract PSD to WordPress and XHTML / CSS

Budget: $500 to $1,000

We are in need of a couple of backup PSD to WordPress Developers that work quickly and can turn a PSD into a WordPress theme (around 3-8 page WP sites) in a week (5 working days) to 2 weeks.  
We would like you to match all these items below before sending us an email.

1) You like photoshop and love all it's layers and complexity but frankly would rather duplicate a good design into beautiful code.  You know about layer styles, masks, and stretching vector photoshop objects.  You know about the "snap to pixel" attribute for objects and know the difference if your exports are dithered or crisp and not bitmapped.

2) You are great at taking a photoshop file and copying it to the pixel into valid xhtml / css that works the same in chrome, safari, IE8+, and Firefox.

3) You excel at taking your xhtml breakouts and building vn 3.+ WP themes with custom functionality and menus

4) Your WordPress knowledge extends to latest / greatest plugins, multiple sidebars utilizing widgets, jquery slideshows, tabbed dynamic navigation, and much more

5) You are professional, work during the day (9-5 contact), and are personal-able and communicative

6) You don't mind to work with ministries and non-profits and usually give them a slightly better bargain than regular corporate pricing.

7) You are willing to sign an NDA and non-compete form 

8) You are willing to give a price break if you were given multiple sites at one time (and you had the bandwidth).  

9) You consistently add SEO code during your builds that helps the clients visibility.

10) You communicate easily via email and skype if you have questions or ideas.

11) You are a U.S. Citizen living in the United States (Continental is great)

12) You don't mind developing content pages, but prefer to do long secondary page template markups that cover all css styles so TriLion can finish content internally

Please send an email with your latest 3 project links (live) along with:
A) Your Name, Location, and Url to online portfolio
B) Your Hourly rate
C) Your Ballpark Cost and time-frame for a basic PSD to WordPress Build for a 4 page site including these templates (Home with Slider area Dynamic Navigation / 1 Level Drop downs, Secondary page with all styles for site, News layout area with links to full articles, and full article layout with commenting.
D) The phrase "A Creative Pack that has your back" so we know you read this whole listing and everything above applies to you.
E) Your current (starting THIS week) availability