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Why work a Dirty Job in a factory or cow field cleaning up others peoples crap. When you can get paid to take your own dam dump. Well the folks over at WorkPop.com have come up with a formula to what your Mr. Poo is worth. That is if your able to take a crap at work.

But what if a company came along and said, we got a great job for yah. Instead of sneaking around the office cubicles doing that wedge poo poo dance with your newspaper hidden in your armpit. Will pay you to poop.

That’s right, were looking for someone that really loves to talk about Poop….Come on we all got one of those friends that just doesn’t know how to behave at the couples dinner party. Who enjoys trying out a new toilet vs. mingling over cocktails.

This is not some strange medical study where we keep zapping you with shock therapy or cage you up in a room or compare your dancing skills to a monkey. This is just a fun colon cleansing blog that is looking for its next poop colon cleansing star.

If you know how to write (better than this job description), have an outgoing personality to be in front of a camera. And want to get paid to poop. Then we have got the job for you!